Modified Fight Gone Bad (My fathers day gift to myself)…
5 rounds for rep total.
Do all exercises consecutively for one minute each, resting exactly one minute in between rounds for a total of 25 lactic acid filled, on the edge of puking fun filled minutes.
1. 75 lb. sumo dead lift with high pull (weight goes to floor, dead lift up and pull weight to chin)
2. 24″ bench jump (get a solid 2 foot object, jump up to it, hop down, repeat)
3. 75 lb. overhead push press (bar goes from chest straight up over head and back down)
4. Burpees (yes, really…)
(The full version of this starts with an exercise called ‘Wall Ball’ where you take a 2o lb. and toss it up to a mark at a height of 10′ on a wall, catch, squat, stand and throw. The gym didn’t have either a good wall spot nor a 20 lb. ball. Also, in place of burpees, Crossfit uses one minute on a rowing machine. I think burpees kick the behind a bit more and since I only included four exercises, I opted to kick the tukus.)
Sumo-28, 22, 20, 15, 15
Jump-28, 22, 32, 19, 22
Push-25, 22, 22, 15, 20
Burp-11, 10, 10, 10, 12
Total-380
I had the idea going into this that I was going to do ‘a little more’ after I was done…funny one tough guy. Legs were shaking, lunch was begging to come up, and I was doing the trademark waving off motion that happens involuntarily when things get ugly (usually a side effect of burpees).
Round 1-‘no problem’
Round 2-‘O…….kay?’
Round 3-‘O……..#$%^!!!’
Round 4- ‘WHY?’
Round 5- ‘BECAUSE!!! THAT’S WHY!!!’
It’s almost an hour gone and I’m still high off of it, still shaking a bit. My walk through the grocery store was veeeeery mellow as the endorphine rush kept right on going. Chugged down a Naked protein juice smoothie in less than 5 seconds. Time to relax and enjoy game five of the NBA finals.
Here is a link to my favorite new protein.
Jay Robb Whey Protein
I had cut whey out of my diet for a while as almost all of it contains some sort of artificial sweetener. Acesesulfame Potassium sounds like something that might be good for you. It is in fact an under tested artificial sweetener that has led to cancer in mice. Check your protein, you are more than likely getting this or sucralose in your product.
FRIDAY
ONE
29 lb. weighted back pack pull ups x5
rest one minute
29 lb. weighted back pack chin ups x5
rest one minute
29 lb. weighted back pack mixed grip pull ups x5
rest one minute
29 lb. weighted back pack mixed grip pull ups x5
(mixed grip is one hand palm facing away, the other palm facing toward)
TWO
“Five Rounds with Baggy Boy”
Rounds are 3:30, whatever time you don’t use is rest. Total time 17:30
You will need a 100 lb. object. We use a heavy bag.
-Bag flip to wall is the first movement. The heavy bag rests about one foot from the wall. Trainee grabs the bag and flips it with a squat up and push out motion, bag hits wall, trainee grabs bag and flips if back to the ground, repeat x10
-Bag squat is the second movement. Bear hug the bag and sumo squat to thighs parallel position.
repeat x10
-Bag hop are the third action. Get up and over the bag with feet facing parallel to the bag.
x20 double leg
x10 right leg
x10 left leg
-Knees is the next action. Hands and elbows on the bag, drive knees into bag at full force
x20.
-Last, quickly mount the bag and drive forearm blows into it as hard as you can
x20
My times ranged between 2:20 and 2:30, will shoot for 2:10 next time and cut it to 3:00 minute rounds.
THREE
Pull Work
10 Tennis ball pull ups
10 side pulls (grab bar like a baseball bat, with body perpendicular to bar pull up, bringing inside shoulder to bar)
Tabata Burpees
What’s a Tabata?
10 rounds, 20 seconds on, 10 seconds off for a five minute total.
50 burpees total.
FEEL THE BURN!!!
Jumped in the car and went to Legion Park and played three games two on two, managing to sprain my right big toe in the process when the slow guy defending me stuck his foot right in front of mine as my foot landed in a full blown sprint.
As Peter says, “Basketball is a dangerous game.”
I think he means that in a bad way?
SATURDAY
Eat, Sleep, Repeat.
PANOS4TIME (P4T)
Perform these in order until done. Rest for 1-2 minutes. Repeat for 5 revolutions. Record your time.
50 jumping jacks
10 burpees*
(*modify if needed to complete due to stiffness in the back half of your body. You could do this by performing a double knee tuck from a plank position followed by a double leg extension followed by a push up for 15 reps. Perform in a smooth manner combining moves.)
20 KB swings with 30lb kettle bell. A dumbbell may be substituted.
10 lateral cone touches. Cones are set at 8′ apart. Use any 12″ object as substitute. ( 1 rep is a completion of 2 cone touches)
Posted client times ranged from under 2 minutes to just over 3 minutes. Experienced clients should be able to score under 2 minutes.
This can be used as a warm up or as an early a.m. client noted, an “I am awake now” workout. She had planned on going to nap after our 8am session. She did not follow through with that after our session. Who needs coffee?
Thursday
95 lb close grip bench x25
135lb. bench press x15
rest for Pete’s set
135 lb. bench press x15
rest for Pete’s set
185 lb. bench press x7
rest for Pete’s set
185 lb. bench press x6
rest for Pete’s set
Ring push up with full flexion (drawing hands together at bottom of motion) x10
95 lb. overhead press x12 (3 sets, resting during Pete’s sets)
Ring push up with full flexion (drawing hands together at bottom of motion) x10
95 lb. Sumo squat (feet wider than a regular squat with toes pointed out to 10 and 2) x20
95 lb. calf raise x30
repeat x2
Ring push up with full flexion (drawing hands together at bottom of motion) x10
Bosu sit up x30, two sets
This shake will satiate and provide energy. Definitely not for the late night hours if you are trying to lose weight but good for an earlier daytime boost, perhaps for your pre workout meal.
1/2 cup fresh or frozen blueberries
1 1/2 cup soy milk
1 cup orange juice
1 scoop protein powder
Place all ingredients in a blender, blend well and enjoy.
calories:399
total carbs: 57.5 g
fiber: 5.5. g
sugars: 47 g
fat: 7g
protein: 24 g
sodium: 497 mg
potassium: 959 mg
